Draft? NO WAY! Sell Us Your Children First!

They expect to miss their recruiting goals for this month and next month. The video games apparently aren't working, so what's the military to do?

WASHINGTON - The Army expects to miss its recruiting goals this month and next and is working on a revised sales pitch appealing to the patriotism of parents, Army Secretary Francis J. Harvey said Wednesday. [more]

So for how much are our most patriotic moms and dads willing to sell their children to this administration? Maybe sweeten the deal a bit with a discount gas card for the whole family?